Quotes on Being Skinny

By Kennedi Rose / March 12, 2012
funny and inspirational weight loss quotes

Here are both funny and inspirational weight loss quotes to help you look and feel great.

Funny Weight Loss Quotes:

?I?ve been on a diet for two weeks. All I?ve lost is fourteen days.? – Totie Fields

?The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you?re off it.? – Jackie Gleason

?The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.? – Dave Barry

?I have a great diet. You?re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.? – Ed Bluestone

?I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren?t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.? – Dolly Parton

?I?m not overweight. I?m just nine inches too short.? – Shelley Winters
humorous and inspirational weight loss quotes
?The cardiologist?s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.? – Unknown

?A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.? – Unknown

?Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.? – Unknown

?Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.? – Unknown

?I bought a talking refrigerator that said ?Oink? every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.? – Marie Mott

“I?m in shape. Round is a shape.? – Garfield the Cartoon Cat

?A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.? – Unknown

Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes:

Kate Moss says: “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

?Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.? – Edward Stanley

?People often say that motivation doesn?t last. Well, neither does bathing ? that?s why we recommend it daily.? – Zig Ziglar

?If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.? – Unknown

?Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.? – Unknown

?If I?d known I was going to live this long, I?d have taken better care of myself.? – Eubie Blake

?A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.? – Unknown

?Stumbling is not falling.? – Portuguese Proverb

?What you eat in private will show up in public.? – Unknown

?Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.? – Jim Rohn

?If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be?? – Maya Angelou

?Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.? – Oliver Goldsmith

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