Quotes on Being Skinny

funny and inspirational weight loss quotesHere are both funny and inspirational weight loss quotes to help you look and feel great.

Funny Weight Loss Quotes:

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks. All I’ve lost is fourteen days.” – Totie Fields

“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.” – Jackie Gleason

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.” – Dave Barry

“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.” – Ed Bluestone

“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” – Dolly Parton

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” – Shelley Winters
humorous and inspirational weight loss quotes
“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.” – Unknown

“A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.” – Unknown

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” – Unknown

“Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.” – Unknown

“I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.” – Marie Mott

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” – Garfield the Cartoon Cat

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” – Unknown

Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes:

Kate Moss says: “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

“Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.” – Edward Stanley

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.” – Unknown

“Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.” – Unknown

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Eubie Blake

“A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.” – Unknown

“Stumbling is not falling.” – Portuguese Proverb

“What you eat in private will show up in public.” – Unknown

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Rohn

“If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be?” – Maya Angelou

“Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.” – Oliver Goldsmith

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