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Quotes on Being Skinny

March 12, 2012 by admin

funny and inspirational weight loss quotesHere are both funny and inspirational weight loss quotes to help you look and feel great.

Funny Weight Loss Quotes:

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks. All I’ve lost is fourteen days.” – Totie Fields

“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.” – Jackie Gleason

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.” – Dave Barry

“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.” – Ed Bluestone

“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” – Dolly Parton

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” – Shelley Winters
humorous and inspirational weight loss quotes
“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.” – Unknown

“A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.” – Unknown

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” – Unknown

“Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.” – Unknown

“I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.” – Marie Mott

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” – Garfield the Cartoon Cat

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” – Unknown

Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes:

Kate Moss says: “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

“Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.” – Edward Stanley

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.” – Unknown

“Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.” – Unknown

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Eubie Blake

“A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.” – Unknown

“Stumbling is not falling.” – Portuguese Proverb

“What you eat in private will show up in public.” – Unknown

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Rohn

“If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be?” – Maya Angelou

“Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.” – Oliver Goldsmith

Photos courtesy sbassi and Tumbleweed.

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